MST3k (C) Best brains
Fic orinagally writen by UDX. MSTed by Klawkat and Dan.

This MSTing was mide sorta in revenge. In the past, I 
let UDX write stories using my characters (Spiky, 
Kojiro, and Purin). after which, UDX has really made 
characters out of my characters. and now all hell broke 
loose. instead of casting revenge with my characters, I 
instead use the Masters of the MSTing art, up in the 
satelite of love. this is their story.

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Two rivals. The lost of their rivalry saddens them

	Mike: Sounds like bad Japanese dubbing.
	Crow: Seems more like bad engrish speaking.

By UDX.

	Tom: You know, I don't have a clue what UDX means.
	Crow: Urinary Dialasis Extremities.
	Mike: Now Crow...
	Crow: Yeah, that was unnesscessarily cleaver.

(We find Troshi walking through the bamboo forest. The theme: "White Reflection" plays) 

	Tom: (Off key) Whiiiitee ReflECTion~ LA LA LA LEE!
	Mike: Remind me to log on to some Napster clone to find it.

Troshi: With all the chaos going on, there has to be a way out of this. 

	Crow: (Troshi): Screw you suckers, I'm cashing in and heading to Vegas! 

(Troshi notices Slash) 

	Crow: (Troshi, suave) Hey Sexy.

Troshi: Hey Slash, what's up? 

Slash: Hey Troshi. What's new?

	Tom: (Troshi) Dude, where's my car. 
	Mike: (Spiky) Where's your car, dude?

Troshi: Not much. I'm worried about what's going on. 

Slash: Same here. But what we know is that Sailor Galaxia is being possesed. 

	Mike: (Galaxia) Your mother sucks cocks in hell!
	Tom: (Galaxia) *does the head spin thing and vommits*
	Crow: Geez, watch it Tom!

Troshi: What are we to do? 

	Crow: (Slash) Cower in fear in a corner like the small penised men that we are?

Slash: There is nothing we can do. UDX can handle this. He needs a powerful weapon to assist him. 

	Tom: (growling) The powerful weapon of mass destruction and PAIN! PAIN! Mwahahahah

Troshi: A powerful weapon? 

	Mike: (Slash) Yes..LAWYERS! XD XD
	Tom: (Troshi) You've gone mad...

Slash: Yes. But I do not know what this weapon is. 

	Mike: It's a tire iron!
	Crow: It's horrible writing!
	Tom: It's a super-powerful Megaman weapon!

Troshi: I see. 

(Slash and Troshi sees Spiky in the distance, and he looks sad) 

	Tom: (Spiky) I..*sniff* trusted that...Lesko guy...*sniff*
	Mike: (Spiky) *sigh* I knew the Easter Bunny was a sham, but if there's no Tooth Fairy, what is there left to live for..?	

Troshi: Spiky. What's up. 

	Crow: (Spiky) The sky, dur hur hur. 

Spiky: Hey there(walks off) 

	Mike: (Troshi) Um..so we'll talk another time? 

Slash: Hey. What's with you, old friend? 

Spiky: Nothing. 

Slash: What about you and Kojiro? 

Spiky: I lost interest in him. 

	Tom: (Spiky) I like him, I just don't LOVE him anymore..*sigh*	

Slash: Say what? I thought you and Kojiro are rivals. 

Spiky: Were rivals. Now when I see him, all I see is sadness. Kojiro sees the same. 
I refuse to fight Kojiro again. It's too saddening to fight him. 

	Mike: (Spiky) He harshes my buzz, man....

Troshi: Saddening? But he killed many people. 

	Crow: (Spiky) But I'm sad!

Spiky: I know. But I feel that by defeating him, I won't accomplish everything. 

	Tom: (Spiky) Except for the fact that I could avenge many killed 	people...
	Mike: So what is he? A Warrior who cares too deeply for his worst 	enemy?
	Crow: Yep, that about sums it up.

             Besides, Purin got him to what he was today. 

	Crow: Reice Witherspoon.

Slash: No way. Purin? I thought he went mad himself. 

	All: (Purin, singing) They're coming to take me away, ha ha! They're
	comming to take me away, ho ho hee hee ha ha to the funny farm! 	

Spiky: Indeed. But, Purin is nowhere to be found. He is gone. Gone for good. 

(Meanwhile, behind some rocks) 

	Crow: My god! Moss! 

Purin: Hmm. This is interesting. 

	Crow: (Purin) May I butt in and say YOU ARE WRONG! HA HA!

(On the field) 

	Mike: (whispers) If you build it, they will come.

Troshi: So, what now? 

	Tom: I was gonna ask that one.

Spiky: You're Troshi, right? 

	Mike: No, I'm Bob.

Troshi: Yes, why? 

	Tom: (Spiky) I'm sorry to bring you such terrible news, but your wife has passed away...
	Crow: (Troshi) Oh, ok...WHAT!? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
	Tom: (Spiky) Oh sorry, this was for a Mr. GOSHI, my mistake. 
	Mike: Mmmm... Ninjas...

Spiky: Dr Light said he wanted to give you something. (shows a scanner) 

Troshi: Is that a scanner? 

	Tom: No, it's a fully automatic sewing machine OFCOURSE IT IS A SCANNER, STUPID!

Spiky: Yes. And it came with 3 cards. 

	Mike: Each time you buy a scan you get a stamp on your card, 10 on each one and you get one free scanning!
	Tom: They kinda look like baseball cards to me. 

Troshi: (takes the scanner and 3 cards) Thanks. (places the scanner on his wrist) Let's see 
how this works. 

	Crow: Try the "Insert Here" slot dipshit. 

(Troshi looks at the Iron Body card) 

	Tom: There is a pic of Hans and Franz on it. 
	All: We are here to PUMP *clap and point* ...YOU UP! 

Troshi: This one should do. 

(Troshi scans the Iron Body card through his scanner) 

Troshi: Card Swipe. Iron Body, activate. 

	Crow: (metallic voice) I...am...Iron...Man...

(Suddenly, Troshi's skin turns into metal) 

	Mike: ...and was frozen in time for the rest of enterity.
	Crow: (Feminine) Try Oil of Olay Beauty Metal Face wash, to make your highlights shine
	like the roof of a car.

Troshi: What? What happened? 

	Crow: Does this moron have ADD or something?

Slash: I think its one of dem defense cards. 

	Tom: (Hick) It's a defensive do-hicky! Ah-Yuck

Troshi: Defense? 

	Crow: Ya know, opposite to attack?

Spiky: Dr light said to undo it, you must reswipe the card. 

Troshi: Okay 

(Troshi reswipes the Iron Body card... 

	Mike: Wait wait! You need to swipe it the other way!
	Crow: BOOOMM!

				 ...and turns back to normal)

	Tom: Anorexia powers..ACTIVATE!

Troshi: (looks at the Hammer Fist card) Let's see what this does. 

	Mike: I'm guessing it turns him into Kung Fu MC Hammer.

(Troshi swipes the hammer fist card into his scanner) 

Troshi: Card swipe. Hammer fist, activate. 

	Tom: Break it down, Hammer Time!

(Troshi's left hand turns into an iron mallet) 

	Mike: (Troshi) Great, Now I have sex appeal.

Troshi: hey. What happened to my hand? 

	Mike: It turned into a Mallet, Einstein.
	Crow: Now I have to use the right hand. 

Spiky: An offense card. Useful at close range. 

Troshi: This is scaring me. 

	Mike: You and me both, pal. 

Slash: Come on. There should be an advantage to it. 

	Tom: YOU WERE JUST TOLD THE ADVANTAGE, YOU MORON! ARGH!!!
	Crow: Well, "Hows your Hammer Hanging" has an entirly new meaning to it.	

Troshi: I don't know. *sigh* 

(Troshi smashes his hammer hand on the ground, and it causes a small quake) 

	Tom: Yet it killed thousands in the lower Kyoto area.

Slash: WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! 

Troshi: Woah. I better use this in case of an emergency

	Tom: (Doctor) Where's a Surgeon! This man needs a Double Bypass. 
	Crow: (Troshi) Oh yay! ... where is my Hammer?  
	Mike: Use the hammer, Luke!

						(reswipes the hammer fist card, 
turning his fist back to normal). Now, what should we do? 

	Mike: (Slash) The same thing we do every night, TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!

Slash: I'd say we find Kojiro. 

	Tom: And I'd Say let's dump you upside-down on your back and use you as a sled.

Spiky: I don't know. He may be dead. 

Slash: Dead? Yeah, right. 

	Mike: (Slash) I mean... death is sooo improvible. UDX is writing, so nobody respectible
	can die.
	Crow: I think this is Hell mixed with WB cartoons.	

Spiky: What makes you sure? 

Slash: Cuz he's right behind you. 

Spiky: Wha? 

	Crow: (Slash) Made ya look!

(Spiky turns around and sees Kojiro) 

	Tom: (trumpet sound) Wahhh wahhhh! 

Spiky: Ko, ko, Kojiro? 

	Mike: Ahh, Jeez.
	Crow: Hey! It's Kojiro the Blue Cuckoo.
	Tom: Now I see why Spiky can't kill him. I bet a bunch of Chickens ganged up on him.

Kojiro: So, it is you again. Why do I bother fighting you when there is nothing to fight
about? 

	Crow: (Spiky) Because we have nothing better to do.

Spiky: It's too saddening. 

	All: Oh Boo hoo.

Slash: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You both wanted to tear each other apart. What happened 
to that? 

Spiky: We have both given up on that. 

	Crow: Now we take up Tapdancing.

Slash: Well, you realize that Purin is the one behind your rivalry, right? 

	Tom: And who is still Easedropping on this group no less.

Kojiro: Yeah, but he's not around here anymore. He's dead. 

(Behind the rock) 

	Tom: (The Rock) Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
	Crow: ::sniff:: Cheeze wizz.

Purin: Dead am I? We'll see how dead I am. 

	Mike: Well, you ARE kind of decomposing...

(Back on the field) 

	Mike: What, are we on the world map now?
	Crow: Let's head south away from that oblivious rock.

Slash: Why is there a time to be sad? There's a war on this planet between good and evil. 

	Mike: Spy Vs. Spy!
	Crow: Jerry Seinfeld Vs. Jim Carrey!
	Tom: America Vs. Yahoo Serious! 

Spiky: But what good is the war if someone is to die. 

	Mike: Wouldn't change much.	

Voice: Good question. Maybe you'll be the next casualty. 

	Crow: (Spiky) ..izzat you God? 

Spiky: No. It can't be. You're dead. 

(Out comes Purin) 

	Crow: Congratulations. It's a Boy.

Purin: No. I was just slacking off at the TV again. 

	Crow: Slacking or whacking? 
	Mike: I would love having a job at the TV.
	Tom: How ironic.

Spiky: (weird eyes) Slacking? Boy did that ruin you or what. 

	Mike: Wow, those are some weird eyes. 
	Tom: Reading this crap would do that.

Purin: Anyway, I'm gonna finish what I have started. The extinction of the Katmen family. 

	Crow: Cartman family?

Kojiro: Yeah? You and what army? 

Purin: This(fires a blast at Kojiro) 

	Tom: ::Sniff:: Whoo! Light a match!

Kojiro: AHHHHH!(falls to the ground) Damnit. What kind of power is that? 

	Mike: Knock you on your ass beam! 

Purin: Just something I had for a long time. 

	Tom: (Purin) I kept it in my pants. 

Spiky: Damn you. 

(Spiky flies at Purin) 

	Crow: Bzzzzzz

Purin: Oh please. 

(Purin fires an energy bust at Spiky, But Spiky moves out of the way) 

Purin: What the? 

	Crow: (Spiky) A hah! I move like a Monkey! You can't hit me! Ha ha!

Spiky: You'd think I would fall for that, eh? Think again. 

	Crow: ::Makes explosive sounds::

(Spiky flies up and uses a flame attack on Purin) 

	Tom: YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
	Mike: That's harsh.

Purin: *Cough, cough* You burned me. 

	Mike: (stoner voice) Woah..you got burned, dude...

Spiky: That's not all I can do. 

	Crow: (Spiky) You should watch me Tap Dance sometime.

(Spiky grabs Purin and throws him into the stratosphere, but Purin lands in Mt Fuji) 

	Tom: Proving that Gravity does work.

Spiky: great. My throw wasn't good enough. 

	Mike: Spiky throws like a girl.
	(The Bots snicker)

Troshi: Now what? 

Spiky: We better take him out at Mt Fuji. 
	
Slash: Right. 

	Crow: (Spiky) Quick! To the Spiky-mobile!
	Tom: Oh, this is nothing like Batman.

(Spiky, Slash and Troshi were about to head towards Mt Fuji.) 

Kojiro: Wait. Let me go with you. I still have a bone to pick with Purin. 

	Crow: You see, I'm a butcher, so Bone Picking is second nature to me.

Spiky: Okay. Come along. 

	Tom: (snooty) If you must...

(Up on Mt Fuji, we find Purin waking up) 

	Mike: Purin never died, he just woke up.
	Tom: Heh.

Purin: Urrgh. That blast. What does that monster think he is, A Blue Eyes White Dragon? 

	Tom: Yeah..those card games are so scary. 

(Purin looks downward at the bottom of Mt Fuji, and sees Spiky, Slash, Kojiro and Troshi) 

Purin: Those 4 won't give up. I'll show em. 

(Purin throws snowballs at the 4 climbers) 

	Tom: Snowballs? Don't make me laugh.
	Crow: They're yellow.

Troshi: Hey, what's going on here? 

	Mike: You tell me.

Spiky: Snowballs. Purin's trying to pelt us with snow. 

	Tom: (Spiky) AIIIIIEEEEE!!!!!!!!
	All: Run away! Run away!

Troshi: We'll just see about that. I'm gonna use my new weapon. 

	Tom: Don't tell me he's gonna use that stupid Scanner.
	Crow: He's gonna use that stupid Scanner.
	Tom: I told you...

(Troshi swipes the Flame Spreader card through his card scanner.) 

	Crow: And mass wild fires set aflame on the monsterous peek of Mt. Fuji, burning everyone
alive. The end. (Crow stands up, but Mike grabs him and sit's him back down.)
	Tom: Crow, can i ask if that ever works?
	Crow: Bite me.
	Mike: Now guys...

Troshi: Card Swipe. Flame Spreader activate. 

	Crow: Insert flashy Anime visuals.

(Troshi's left arm turns into a 3 barrel arm cannon) 

	Tom: those are some big barrels you got there. heh heh.
	Crow: (Troshi) Damn, now people will Listen to me!

Troshi: Woah. 

Spiky: Troshi, fire the spreader to the right. 

	Mike: (Troshi) Why? that doesn't make sence. I should fire towards the snowballs.
	Crow: (Troshi) Don't you tell me what to do, I'm a big boy now.

Troshi: Gotcha. 

	Tom: Can ya repeat that? Hu-yuck?

(Troshi fires the flame spreader to the right, which melts the snow and creates a passage.) 

Spiky: Let's go that way. 

	Crow: (Excited) Quick! To the Retreat Mobile!

Slash: No problem. 

Kojiro: Okay. 

(The 4 goes on the alternate path.) 

	Tom: 1, 2, and 3 were distraught, but they said their farewells to the 4. 

(Back on top of the mountain) 

Purin: Those fools. They're asking for it. 

	Mike: What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Voice: Maybe you could aim a little better. 

	Tom: Even if Snowballs wouldn't do any good whatsoever...
	Crow: They were Yell- ahh forget it.

Purin: What? Who goes there? 

(Out comes Sailor Galaxia and Shredder) 

	Mike: You don't mean Shredder from Ninja Turtles.

Purin: You..You're Sailor Galaxia. 

	Crow: OMFG it is Salior Galaxia
	Tom: OMFG

Galaxia: Indeed I am. Now stand aside. I'll show you how it's done. 

(Galaxia closes her eyes and throws an energy ball downward) 

	Mike: And it bounces back up.
	Tom: Rubber balls do that, ya know.

(Near the top) 

	Mike: (singing) Dredal Dredal Dredal, I made you outta clay

Spiky: I think that Purin won't reconize what we're doing. 

	Crow: Neither will anybody with the mind intelligence of a 5 year old.

(Suddenly, Slash sees a blast of energy going at them) 

Slash: Hey Spiky. Look above. 

	Tom: (Spiky) No, I will not fall for that again. The sun is still up.

(Spiky looks above and sees the blast) 

	Crow: KABOOM! 
	Tom: And evil triumphs!

Spiky: HANG ON! 

(Spiky breathes a fireball at the blast, and it explodes, creating an Avalanche.) 

Troshi: AVALANCHE! 

(The Avalanche covers everyone) 

	Mike: Hey, Vanilla Ice cream.
	Tom: Yum.

(Back above) 

Purin: Hey. I wanted to kill them. 

	Crow: (Whiny) No fair No fair! WAAAAH!

Sailor Galaxia: You had your chance, outlander. Now you will pay with the loss of your own 
rivals.(begins to walk off) 

	Mike: Ummm... K?

Shredder: You should never defy Sailor Galaxia. She's known to tear a warrior to ribbons.

	Tom: Wait a second, that's what YOU'RE known for! Geez, what has happened to you? 

Purin: I'm no Warrior. I'm a God. 

	Tom: and I'm not a robot at all. I am really Pat Sajak

Galaxia: A god you are, eh? Show me what you got. 

Purin: You got it. 

	Mike: That was quick.

(But before Purin begins to attack, Spiky, Troshi, Slash and Kojiro jumps out of the snow) 

Galaxia: What? 

	Crow: it said "But before Purin begins..."
	mike: Don't bother, Crow. everybody here can't remember things for 2 seconds.

Spiky: So, Purin. Got a new mob with you, eh? 

Purin: Uhh, no. I don't. I can explain. 

Shredder: Mob. What kind of an idiot do you take me for? 

	Crow: A really stupid one.
	Tom: Oooh hoohoohoo...

Troshi: A really stupid one, Shredder. 

	Mike and Tom: Aaaahhh...
	Crow: Damnit.

Galaxia: You will feel my wrath, Dragon. 

	Mike: ...of Ice cream head-aches and yellow snowballs and other really bad things.

Spiky: Come on. 

Slash: Wait, Spiky. Don't underestimate Sailor Galaxia. I know what she can do. She even 
defeated UDX once. 
	
	Tom: Ha...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
	Mike: (surfer voice) And that is, like, very hard to do.

Spiky: Is that so? Hey Galaxia(moons Galaxia) 

	Mike: Hey, Sailor Galaxia Moon!
	Crow: I don't think so.

Galaxia: YOU JERK! 

(Galaxia throws a energy shot at Spiky, but Spiky moves out of the way) 

Spiky: You missed me. 

Kojiro: *sigh* Idiots. 

Purin: You're pathetic, Sailor Galaxia. 

	Crow: Look's who's Talking, Mr. Snowball God.

(Purin lets loose an electric shock, but Galaxia and Shredder moves out of the way.) 

Purin: What? 

	Tom: We really don't need to repeat each other...

Galaxia: If you call me pathetic, you sink down to my level. 

	Crow: What, an overexcentric bitch?

Purin: You're mine. 

	Mike: (Purin) I will put you in a box and save you for later!

(Purin and Galaxia gets into a catfight) 

	Tom: Mrrrow!
	Crow: Meow!
	Mike: I like chicken I like liver....

Kojiro: Pathetic. Very pathetic.

	Crow: Why I can write better fight scenes than this.

						 Why bother fighting them? 

	Mike: Because it's in the contract.
	

Spiky: Cuz Purin took everything away from Nymphia. Why don't you care? 

	Mike: Nymphia, home of the Nymphos!
	All: HAIL NYMPHIA!

Kojiro: Why do I bother caring? I don't have a life. 

	Tom: (Kojiro) I'm a Ghost! ::Moans...::
	Crow: (Kojiro) Now I spend endless hours in chatrooms.

Spiky: Grrr. I'll do this on my own. 

(Spiky inhales and breathes fire at Purin and Galaxia) 

Purin: What.. 

Galaxia: The? 

	Crow: ...fuck...

(The fire goes through Purin and Galaxia, burning them) 

Purin: You bastard. 

	Tom: Kenny has been killed.
	Crow: OMFG!

(Purin beats up on Spiky.) 

Spiky: URrgh. 

Troshi and Slash: SPIKY! 

(Suddenly, Galaxia holds down Troshi while Shredder holds up Slash) 

Galaxia: Now you will suffer, lizard. 

Troshi: Let me go. 

Shredder: Your fate has come, hedgehog. 

	

Slash: Damn Cheater. 

	Tom: I saw that ace in your sleeve! 

Kojiro: This...this is just like what happened on Nymphia. 

(Kojiro gets a flashback.) 

	Mike: This Flashback is brought to you by Bwammo!

(Flashback) 

	Crow: Ahh! I'm back in Nam! AHAHAHAHA! All them yellow faces I killed will get me! AHHH! 
	AHHH! AHHH!
	Mike: Calm Down, Crow.

(Kojiro watches a whole town get set on fire.) 

Kojiro: Mama. Papa. 

	Mike: (Kojiro) So this is what Dad meant about fire safety.
	Tom: (Kojiro) Well, all that's fun, now I wanna go get ice cream.

(Flashback ends) 

	Crow: That's the worst FMV I've ever seen. 

Kojiro: Mama. Papa. I'm sorry. 

	Crow: (Kojiro) I didn't mean to put you in a shelter, but you're old and worthless to me.
	Mike: Well, that ain't nice.

(Kojiro takes his sword and strikes the backside of Galaxia) 

	Tom: KerSwice!
	Crow: And the Evil Sailor Galaxia is Dead, lets give a big hand to Kojiro!
	(Mike claps, then quickly stops.)

Galaxia: Wha? 

(Kojiro then unleashes all his rage and strikes Purin with all his might.) 

	Crow: ::little girl:: Umph! You made me mad!

Purin: AHHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FOOL? 

	Crow: (Kojiro/Jerry lewis) I am Hurting you! With the Rage and the striking and the 
	hurting you with all my MIGHT!

Kojiro: I'm not letting one more Katman go down. 

	Mike: The Cartmans must survive the harsh winter!
	Tom: It's hopeless.

(Kojiro lets loose all his rage from his sword, forcing Purin to go flying.) 

	Mike: Here's your Passport, ticket, and bag of peanuts. 

Kojiro: Go to hell, Purin. 

	Tom: (Kojiro) Hell is up!
	Mike: (Kojiro/Suave) And I'll see you there.	

(Kojiro then kicks the back of Shredder, knocking him to the ground) 

	Crow: (Shredder/Old Man) My Back, oooh, I knew I shoulda drank more milk. Damn those 
	turtles.

Kojiro: You should have watched your back, tin can. 

	Tom: (Kojiro) For if you had, then you woulda been able to grab my leg and 
	cut my nuts off.
	(Mike and Crow starts to gag)

Spiky: Kojiro? 

Kojiro: I was damn foolish to join Purin. He said he would bring back my mother and father. 
But he lied. He must die at all costs. 

Galaxia: Oooh, you're gonna die, street rat.

	Crow: Someone's been watching Alladin. 

(Galaxia charges up her most powerful energy ball.) 

(Behind Spiky, Troshi swipes a card through his scanner) 

	Tom: And the Blue Screen of death pops up, forcing Troshi into a phychotic urge to kill
	all around him.

Galaxia: Now, DIE! 

	Crow: Right now! Die right now! NOW!
	Mike: Chill, Crow...

(Galaxia throws the energy ball at Kojiro) 

(Suddenly, Iron Troshi gets in the way and gets hit by the shot) 

	Crow: and he is destroyed into many peices of shrapnal, which kills everybody, The end!

Spiky: TROSHI! 

(When the dust clears, Troshi is still standing.) 

	Tom: That and now he's fortifyed with calcium!
	Crow: Mmmm...

Galaxia: What? 

	Crow: can anybody really answer that question?

Troshi: Spiky, thanks for the present. It paid off. 

Galaxia: You won for now.(picks up Shredder and disappears) 

	Mike: (Galaxia) (Strains from Picking up Shredder) You need to go on a diet! No more
	Turtles!
	Crow: (Shredder) Awwww...

Kojiro: You, you

	Crow: Both of you.

		 saved my life. Why? 

Troshi: I had to. I didn't want evil to claim another.

	Tom: But Evil was gonna claim evil! it's alright.

Kojiro: I see.(to Spiky) Spiky. Listen. Although we are still rivals, I'm putting off my 
rivalry till Purin is dead forever. 

	Mike: This whole rivalry thing sounds more like a joke to me.

Spiky: Agreed. 

(Spiky and Kojiro shakes hands) 

Spiky: Wow. This is something new. 

	Mike: so many dead bodies... and all of the good hiding spaces are taken.

Troshi: No kidding. 

	All: hahahahaha.............. 

Stay tuned for scenes from the next episode of BOTVGH:TND 

	Tom: It's Cancelled!
	All: Yay! Whoohoo! alright!

On the next episode of BOTVGH:TND, Stephanie and Sephiroth faces off against evil versions 
of themselves. 

	Crow: Which is redundant, cause they are already very evil.

Will they be able to defeat them with new devices?

	Mike: New plot devices? or the same stuff we just read?

								 Find out next time on BOTVGH:TND 

	Tom: Finally. Let's get outta here.
	Crow: Hey wait a minute. there's more.

Outakes 

	Mike: Hey! Just like in Toy Story.
	Tom: and a Bug's Life, and Monster's Inc...
	Crow: and any future Pixar movies.

Outake 1 

	Tom: starting from the top...

Troshi: Spiky. What's up. 

Spiky: Hey there(walks off) 

	Crow: So, some other time?
	Tom: Deja vu
	Mike: or copy and paste.

Slash: Hey. What's with you, old friend? 

Spiky: Nothing. 

	Crow: We're all just one big nothing.

Slash: What about you and, uhh, what was his name again? 

	Mike: Cornholio
	Tom: Adam West as Batman!
	Crow: Trent Loft

Spiky: Kojiro. You weren't reading your lines again, were you? 

	Tom: (Slash) Ofcourse I haven't been reading my lines. they stink!

Outake 2 

(Spiky flies at Purin) 

Purin: Oh please. 

	Crow: Please you want flies with that? 
	(Tom chuckles)

(Purin fires an energy bust at Spiky, and it hits him badly) 

Spiky: Owwchies. 

	Crow: I hurt my bum.

Purin: Aww ****. 

	Mike: Hey! MASH Called. They said they want their asterisks back!

Director: Cut! Spiky, you're suppose to dodge it. 

	Crow: (Spiky) Can I get a stunt double?
	Tom: Not enough of a budget.

Outake 3 

Troshi: We'll just see about that. I'm gonna use my new weapon. 

	Crow: Time to pull out my trouser snake of death!
	Mike: Geez, Crow.

(Troshi swipes the Flame Spreader card through his card scanner.) 

Troshi: Card Swipe. Flame Spreader activate. 

	Mike: Must he say commands like that out loud?
	Tom and Crow: YES.
	Mike: Oh, I see.

(All of a sudden, Troshi turns metal instead of earning a 3 barrel gun.) 

Troshi: Hey what the? 

	Tom: Sorry, Budget cuts. We had to deduct your 3 Barrel gun.

(Troshi loses his grip and falls) 

Troshi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 

(Troshi hits the ground hard, but is unharmed 

	Crow: But the shock opon impact did a number on his sence of reality. Now he
	Thinks he thinks he's Andy Dick.

Director: Hoo boy. CUT! 

	Mike: (Cartman) Hey! Choppin' off Wee-wees is not cool!

Outake 4 

(Spiky looks above and sees the blast) 

Spiky: HANG ON! 

	Mike: To what?
	Crow: My pants.

(Spiky breathes a fireball at the blast, and it explodes, creating an Avalanche.) 

Troshi: AVALANCHE! 

(The Avalanche covers everyone) 

	Crow: If you we're burried in an avalanche of Raspberries and Chocolate, would 
	you eat your way out?

(Back above) 

Purin: Hey. I wanted to (belches really loud)....oh ****. 

	Mike: hey! wish opon an asterisk, it just might come true.
	Crow: I want to belch really loud too.

(Another avalanche comes down and pushes everyone off a cliff) 

Director: Cut! Call in the medic. 

	Crow: He can't come. He's sleeping with Christina Agulara!
	Mike: ::Rimshot::

Outake 5 
Kojiro: I see.(to Spiky) Spiky. Listen. Although we are still rivals, I'm putting off my 
rivalry till Purin is dead forever. 

Spiky: Agreed. 

(As Kojiro and Spiky touches each other hand, Spiky gets shocked) 

Kojiro: HA! GOTCHA! 

Spiky: Oooh. You're gonna pay for this(grabs a metal 2X4) 

Spiky: Come on. 

(Spiky chases Kojiro with the metal 2X4) 

	Tom: (Hums the Happy days themes)

Director: (is sleeping on the chair) 

Troshi: Mr Director. HEY, WAKE UP 

(Director wakes up) 

Troshi: Look what you did(points to the scene) 

Director: oops. Uhh, CUT! I gotta lay off the sleeping pills. 

	Mike: Instead, I'll switch to Crystal meth. at least I'll be awake for this crap.

End of outakes

	Mike: And speaking of Drugs, Let's get outta here!
	Tom: Mike? Can I have a Scanner? 
	Crow: Me too, Mike! Where's mine!

::Mike and the bots leave the theatre::