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"Battle Of The Video Game Heroes" Proudly Presents:
This Site's GHEY!!!
This ol' Short
by Your God and all around evil Doer... KLAWKAT, aka Jason Hayes, Aka GODMAN, aka Klaw.

 
THE CAST
Mario, Luigi, Wario, Furry Luigi, Cranky Kong, Kamek teh MagiKooper.
Not Pictured:

Jesus, Canadian Hitler, Female Vegeta

 
Hi bueatiful BOTVGH Site, I am your grasious friend and all around Stud of the century, MARIO!

and I'm a Furry.

DIE, Your Furry!!

:(

ZOMG I HOSY A BOSS BATTLE!!

I Join as a Gaybo Refbomb)

Female Vegeta: I Join as a Brothel fighter!

I join as a furry!

Female Vegeta: DIE, You Furry!

:(

Canadian Hitler: LOLOLOLOLOLOL HEIL.

Tonight's boss is gonna be a good one. It's Cranky Kong, of the Ozarks!

Female Vegeta: Odd...I suddenly feel like shopping. You want to come?

Sure.

(They go the nearest mall in the Mushroom Kingdom. Magikoopa Kamek decides to go host anyway, without a boss.
Urrrgh! I am the Boss now!


Jesus of Naserith: I will Condemn thee, evil one, for I am Jesus.

Horray for Jesus!

ZOMG?

Jesus: Oh Wait... How silly of me. I'm Dead. Sorry sorry, Carry on! (Walks off)!

Yiff!
GRRRR! I HAT U FURRYS! I KILL YOU FURRY SCUM!


Canadian Hitler: LOLOLOLOLOLOL I DRINK RITILAN! HIEL!

(and so, the Battle is waged between Furry Luigi and Luigi, Kamek the NergoKoope vs Jesus, Cranky and Female Vegete vs the Shopping mall of Free goodies, and Scarlet JoHansen vs a cake!

Female Vegeta: (Starts singing the DBZ theme way out of key) Dragon, Dragon(etc.)

Canadian hitler, and  Sing for us, oh softly yet sweet, Female Vegeta!

Female Vegeta: Hey, I'm a guy, I just figured it all out!
(, and : YOUR A FURRY!!

(Later, after the battle.
ZOMG BOSS JOKER!! this.

I'm telling ya, Beetches, I am all powerful. no deity can overwhelm me!
Boodah: Shaddup, Ass!
Sowwy... Sowwy sowwy sowwy sowwy...

Well, I think we all learned a very important lesson

I'm a furry.
(a  falls on )
NOOO! NOT ANOTHER COW KING REPLACEMENT!!

Now I have a story to tell you.

WE LOVE KATAMARI!


 
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